Editing Cliff Lonnie

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[[Crystal "Scratch" Dyer]]

[[Javier Osorio]]|occupation = student (senior)|affiliation = [[Sellwood High School]]|hobbies = farming, growing pot|image1 = cliff.png}}'''Cliff Lonnie''' is a member of [[Mitch Mueller|Mitch's]] friend group and lives in the same trailer park as his crew. He is destructive and mean, and fits a redneck stereotype.

== Personality ==
Cliff is a school bully and is largely apathetic to other people's feelings. He likes picking on weaker students. It takes him a while to open up to people.

Cliff is also an extremely dim-witted hick, usually taking orders from [[Mitch Mueller|Mitch]], and is often the butt of his friends' jokes. He is a textbook example of redneck, except for his hatred of cops.

== Appearance ==
Cliff is of average height and moderately muscular from doing physical labor at the make-shift farm near his trailer. He has a long face, large chin, a five-o-clock shadow, and pointed nose. His eyes are hidden by his shoulder-length blonde hair.

Cliff wears a sleeveless shirt and plaid flannel with the sleeves torn off. He also usually wears grey sweatpants, boots, and a forest camouflage print cap.

== History ==
* Born in Sellwood, California.
* Became friends with [[Mitch Mueller|Mitch]], [[Crystal "Scratch" Dyer|Scratch]], and [[Javier Osorio|Javier]] in middle school.

== Relationships ==
* [[Mitch Mueller|Mitch]] -  Cliff and Mitch butt heads a lot, with Cliff being less open-minded about Mitch's sexuality, and the fact that Mitch loves putting him down and targeting him for his cruel jokes.
* [[Crystal "Scratch" Dyer|Scratch]] - Cliff and Scratch tend to get along especially because they encourage each other to make stupid decisions.
* [[Javier Osorio|Javier]] - Javier thinks Cliff is funny, if not a little braindead. They get along better when they're wasted.
* [[Jonas Wagner|Jonas]] - Cliff dislikes Jonas and thinks of him as little more than a chubby nerd.

== Trivia ==
* He tends to have very unusual habits which he explains away as "that's how it's done in the South" despite being born and raised in California.
** This includes misnaming objects, [http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/881/better.jpg example here.]
** Weird eating habits: pouring milk before his cereal, eating mac and cheese with ketchup, dunking cookies in milk, etc.
* Has a pet cow in his yard and several chickens that live in his trailer. He has names for them and cares about them deeply.
* Cliff is often the first to pass out during his friends' parties. They love to humiliate him as much as they can.
* Loves country music.
* Argues with his friends over their taste in music frequently.
* He has poor vision due to always wearing his hair over his eyes.
* Has had to repeat a grade in school.
* Talks in a fake southern accent.
* Wears his hair in a ponytail when it's hot out or when working outside.
* Weapon of choice is a rusty pipe.

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